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How To Potty Train A Toddler

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How To Potty Train A Toddler

Knowing how to potty train a toddler could save your life some day. Have you ever had to potty train a toddler in your life time? Prepare yourself, for the war has begun if you have not potty trained yet. Just like in Predator, “get to the CHOPPA!”. Just when you are thinking this potty training thing shouldn’t be that bad, it takes a turn for the worse like a speeding train about ready to derail.

My first attempt at it I thought hell, this should be easy. WRONG! Screaming like a crazy banshee from hell every time me and my wife would try to put him on the potty. Have you had a toddler scared of the potty? Makes you want to pull your hair out, well of what hair I have left. One attempt after another, “I don’t wanna”. Finally, me and my wife decided to try the reward system. We took a trip down to our local Dollar General to get a bin and fill it up with some cheap toys. Yep, that did not work. Finally, I decided to plop him in front of the television and BAM! He sat there and went.

Am I a how to potty train a toddler guru? Hell no! Not by any means but, you may get some useful information out of this article and maybe a good laugh or two. Or you may just think “hey, this dude sucks!”. So lets get through this, and learn how to potty train a toddler.

 



 

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Patience

Patience is key here. If your child is scared of potty, he or she is not going to give you the time of day. If your child is not ready to go then give them space. They will go when they want to go. Well, hopefully if the planet isn’t nuked to smithereens first. Give it a shot for about a week, and if no progress is made, give it a month and try again. Eventually, your will quit being scared of potty.



How Long to Sit on Potty When Training

How long to sit on the potty when training? That is the old age question the Ancient Romans asked. When I finally got my son on the potty sitting in front of the TV, he sat for a good 45 minutes. I would not recommend your child more then 15 minutes at a time. Any longer they are going to freeze their private parts. Hey, you ever get cold nuts? It sucks! You cant play around like that. Least at this point you got your toddler to sit on the potty. We are half way through this nonsense. Thank god right? Don’t worry parents, you will be a how to potty train a toddler master!

 

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Consistency Potty Training

Keeping a schedule on potty training is another big tip the dude abides by. Keeping your toddler on a schedule will get them to understand when they have to go. Try to make them sit on the potty after a meal. Have you ever been at a restaurant and just finished that juicy filet mignon and then all of a sudden. The titanic is sinking Captain! Eventually they will learn and get the feeling of when they have to go to the potty. Hopefully by this point your toddler is not scared to sit on potty.

 

Its a long road ahead and in this how to potty train a toddler journey, hopefully you have competed your mission. May the force be with you on your how to potty train journey, and let me know in the comments how your mission went. Did you succeed? Or did you fail?



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